unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

thayoungwolf:

chalktai:

pr0digee:


This is the BEST LINE EVER.


Oyea

To the women i follow, would it be weird if someone you knew told you this?

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

queenofsabah:

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queenofsabah:


 crying for these hoes


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